Somebody Do This, Please

I'd do it, but I'm not up to the task: Somebody should change their name to, ANON. Tons of literature is attributed to this name. Can you imagine how much of the world's unattributed bathroom humour you could take the credit for? Speaking of bathroom humour, I work with a bunch of guys who, ahem, should I say, maybe have a male pointer that is so small they can't control it without tweezers and they pee on the toilet seat. I have posted this sign with some success:

Daddy stood as real men do
Cause his stream was sure and true.
Since Mommy's aim was not so good
She'd plant her butt upon the wood.
So, if the bowl you cannot hit,
Squat like Mom you silly twit!

This is original, and if you have changed your name, you can sign it ANON, otherwise give it credit to my washroom moniker: GERP